Quotes On Being Single

Ah, the single life. Treasured by many. Loathed by some. But, I think we can all take some pleasure in being single. It allows us the freedom and comfort of knowing that we are our own person. We do not fall to the whim of another. We do not have as much stress to contend with! And we can live for ourselves...Until "The One" comes along...If there is such a thing. This writer thinks not. However I am a skeptic, smug and unhappy man who wants to drag everyone down with me! MWAHA!

No, I'm just kidding...Well, sort of. But! SINGLE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD! Take some solace in these quotes on being single! You might just realise how valuable a commodity it is!

“You do not need to be loved, not at the cost of yourself. The single relationship that is truly central and crucial in a life is the relationship to the self. Of all the people you will know in a lifetime, you are the only one you will never lose.” - Jo Coudert.

“Being single isn’t bad. What is bad is giving up hope on finding
that someone special.” - Anonymous.

“I’ve been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog.” - Wendy Liebman.

“I’m too shy to express my sexual needs except over the phone to people I don’t know." - Garry Shandling.

“Save a boyfriend for a rainy day – and another, in case it doesn’t rain.” - Mae West.

“Sometimes you have to stand alone to prove that you can still stand.” - Anonymous.

“I think, therefore I’m single.” - Liz Winston.

“I don’t like to be labeled as lonely just because I am alone.” - Delta Burke.

“A woman needs a man like a fish needs bicycle” - Anonymous.

“I’m happily single.” - Paula Abdul.

“Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man’s genitals through his wallet.” - Robin Williams.

" One good thing about Internet dating: you’re guaranteed to click with whomever you meet." - Anonymous.

“You aren’t the only one sitting home alone on a Saturday night. Wonder if
your future boyfriend/girlfriend is doing the same thing you are…” - Anonymous.

My mom always complains about my lack of a boyfriend. Well, next time she asks, I’m going to tell her I’m dating two different guys : Mr. Duracell and Mr. Energizer. - Michelle Landry.

“Do you believe in computer dating?”
“Only if the computers really love each other.” - Groucho Marx.

“About age 30 most women think about having children, most men think about dating them.” - Judy Carter.

“There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 500SL.” – Lynn Lavner.

“If at first you don’t succeed,
try try again.” – Unknown.

"Being single is getting over the illusion that there is somebody out there to complete you and taking charge of your own life."
- Omkar Phatak.

"Life is full of attachments, so being single is a state of inadvertent denial."
- Rashida Khilawala.

"When you're single, your pockets will jingle."
- Anonymous.

"Being single entitles you to not ask someone's opinion before you do something to mess up your own room, your credit report or even your life."
- Sayali Patil.